My normally wise husband, has been on a roll lately, so I thought I'd share some of the things that have come out of his mouth while conversing with me:
"You are really funny on your blog" (As opposed to my real life not so witty banter?)
"I can't remember what your natural hair color is, but I like this color better?" (Huh????)
"Did you do something with my underwear?" (Yes, because my plate isn't full enough with the teens that I spend all day long with!)
After returning home, when I commented that he didn't even let me know he was leaving: "I didn't tell you I was leaving? Oh sorry......well, I must have just thought it in my head" (Okay....Next time I'll dial in to that channel so I can pick up the message there)
and the winner this week was while playing pickle ball tonight:
"You just need to practice" translated meaning "See, you could be good at this game if you'd just practice" (The worst of this being that this was after I had a good shot and he thought he was being encouraging-Oh.My!)
Ya just gotta love men!
Now, in his defense, he did respond correctly when I asked the dangerous question of, "Can you see lots of little fine lines on my face with this makeup on?" and he pretended he couldn't see them. Well, I think technically he said, "I can't see a thing", but close enough. So the years and years of training aren't a total waste and the week wasn't a total wash for the poor guy.
Hmmmm....wonder if he still thinks I am really funny on my blog after reading this?
Living the life in Florida!